Radioactive- Imagine Dragons & Pompeii- Bastille
I was thinking about it today, and the reproductive process of flowers using bees to pollinate is like the equivalent of some random guy jacking you off and running away with your semen, yelling, “I’m gonna get some girl pregnant with this!”
Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is
Hi guy’s this is Eternal-Violet-Void’s girlfriend, We decided to post this here since she has many more followers than I do. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS. This girl has been messaging us both non-stop and saying the most hateful things. I don’t know what to say to make her stop so I was hoping to in-list some help from all of you. Thank you guys!
SIGNAL BOOST THIS
Time to expose! Reblog !!!
Urge to punch rising…
dear lindsay, you are a severe dick head xx
*looks at essay* Ah it seems i’ve written the same sentence in ten different ways
"Hellz ya bitchess!!!1" *initiates Miley Cyrus level tongue seizing and strange gargling noises*
"Oh my, no. Dear lord, my innocent constitution falters at the touch of liquor.” *dawns a large feather hat and clambers into a horse drawn carriage that returns to the plantation where I’ll proceed to write letters to my husband fighting in the Great War*
John Barrowman & David Tennant behind the scenes of Doctor Who
The way to David’s heart? Cake.
A genius made this: http://t.co/NwMbcZPM74— Gunnerkrigg (@gunnerkrigg)
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
Can we talk about how accurate this comic feels? Like…woah…way to make me feel thingsO.O
damn zeus is such a piece of shit