When that guy you secretly have a crush on breaks up with his girlfriend
"And all becomes clear. Don’t worry, all is well. All is so perfectly, damnably well. All boundaries are conventions, waiting to be transcended. One may transcend any convention, if only one can first conceive of doing so. Moments like this, I can feel your heart beating as clearly as I feel my own, and I know that separation is an illusion. My life extends far beyond the limitations of me."
Words and music aren’t enough to explain the feeling that I’ve got.
Thanks world. Thanks life.
I’m very lucky to find him.
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
"I CAN’T EAT LIES ANYMORE, CAROLINE."
"I AM ANKOU, FIRST OF THE DEAD, HE WHO WATCHES THE GRAVES. WHEN I AM COME, LO, THE TIME OF HARVESTING IS AT HAND. WHERE MY SCYTHE PASSES, BEHOLD, THE BODIES OF MEN FALL AS STALKS OF RIPE WHEAT. NOW, I HAVE COME TO CLAIM THE SOUL OF THIS YOUNG BOY."
"You can’t have this one"
"BUT— BUT, MIIIIIIIINE”
Honestly this kind of thing has been like my favourite part of the last couple chapters
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
You’re gonna need a bigger book
No you’re gonna need a new friend
Hah, I’m homosexual. Take me as your friend, screw that idiot.
conflict in the gunnerkrigg court fandom
Radioactive- Imagine Dragons & Pompeii- Bastille
I was thinking about it today, and the reproductive process of flowers using bees to pollinate is like the equivalent of some random guy jacking you off and running away with your semen, yelling, “I’m gonna get some girl pregnant with this!”